This post was typed a long time ago, and I never posted it. Some of these have been shared on Facebook, but I wanted them on my blog so I can print it all out. I am slowly going to start trying to get better at getting into the world of blogging! Not guaranteeing a ton, but will do what I can. For now, here are some funny things Bridger and Kenna have said...mostly so I remember them!
*One night at dinner, Josh kept teasing Kenna. She was getting very frustrated with him, and finally yelled "Stop it!" Josh loved that so he kept going...she got all serious and mad and said, "If you don't stop I am going to poke your eye!" Not sure where she learned that...Bridger said a kid at the babysitter's says that...so maybe that's where!
*We decided it was about time for Kenna to get a pillow...we went to Walmart and she was very excited to go shopping to get a new pillow. When we picked one out, she wanted to carry it. Josh wanted her to just keep it in the cart, so Kenna began to cry and throw a fit. Josh told her he was going to put it back, which of course upset her even more. When she calmed down, he went back and got the pillow and put it back in the cart...then the whole scenario repeated. Finally, I told Josh to just go look in the sporting goods while Kenna and I got groceries. On our way to get groceries, Kenna took a deep breath, looked at me and said, "Mom, Dad is really pissing me off." I could hardly believe what I heard coming from my 2 year old...I asked her what she said, just to make sure and she repeated it. Awesome, my two year old has a great vocabulary...luckily she hasn't said that since, so I don't think it's a regular in her vocabulary!
*Bridger was outside waiting for the dog to go potty...he got tired of holding the leash and waiting for him to go, so he found a hole where Josh removed a fence post, dropped the leash in and buried it with rocks so the dog couldn't pull away...talk about being resourceful. 4/20/2011
*Kenna was screaming about something, so I told her no screaming. She replied, "I'm not screaming, I'm squawking!!" 5/5/2011
*Josh and Bridger were driving in Josh's truck. They had to stop at a red light. Bridger looks at Josh and said, "Dad, I know who's in charge...Jesus and stop lights!" 5/6/2011
*We ask Kenna every morning what she dreamed about last night...pretty much every morning she says, "I dreamed about cereal" or "I dreamed about snacks." I'm thinking she wakes up hungry...funny girl! 6/1/2011
*We were at the park and Kenna was there with her little friend Claire. While they were playing, there was a little boy there who kept causing problems...hitting other kids, taking things, etc. Kenna apparently had enough of it, so she grabs Claire's hand, starts walking toward the little boy and says to Claire, "Let's be mean to him!" I quickly told her no, she looked annoyed, grabbed Claire's hand again, and says all sassy "Come on Claire" and walked away. Where does she get this little teenage attitude from already?! 6/2/2011
*I told Bridger that he needed to quickly get ready for karate, he looked at me and said, "Hell yes, sir!" Oh my goodness...after explaining to him (and trying to stay serious) that we don't say that, I asked him where he got it from...he said Monsters Vs. Aliens...awesome!
*I was helping Kenna change her clothes after an accident. She looks at me and says, "Yea! I didn't have an accident!" I told her that she did have an accident, so she replied, "Oh, um...yea! Bridger didn't have an accident!!" 6/3/2011
*I finally purchased door knob covers because I was sick of Kenna getting into the bathroom and making a big water mess and sick of her going outside...Kenna was not happy about this. We walked by the bathroom and I asked Kenna if she needed to go potty...she looked at the doorknob cover and replied all offendedly and with attitude "No, I don't need to go." 6/6/2011
